I’m making a video game now. That’s the “other project” I’ve been cheating on the comic to do.

I’m not going to talk about that project right now though. Instead I’m going to show you a little baby game that I made called

It’s a Game & Watch-style game in which you defend little animals from having to look at the butts or faces of a handsome man, a woman with glasses and a dead pirate by punching or kicking.

Play it here. If you don’t already have it, it’ll show you where to get the Unity web player, which you will need.