“Hey! I’m Doreen! I’m a summoner of monsters from other planes! They arrive here on bolts of lightning that cross dimensions. I go looking for ‘em, jot down some notes, and send ‘em back to their homeworlds. Once that’s all under the bridge I can call ‘em back anytime through my Beast Book to do my bidding!

“The first monster I ever summoned was a Windsock Ferret from the Patio Dimension. He’s my sidekick, my ace in the hole, my #1 pal, Billow. I never send him back home. Besides bein’ a loyal and entertaining pet, he’s a useful tool. His transforming cloth body makes him a useful rope, net, coat, or anything you could ever think to use fabric for. So I treat him right and iron him at least once a week.”