“Howdy-doody! I’m Eve. I fight evil and/or dangerous creatures, robots and stuff. I use all kinds of weapons, and the first time I kill a monster or bad guy with one, the weapon copies his power and keeps it forever. I’m not really sure of why. My dad explained it to me once… something to do with bloodlines and ancestors? I forgot. All I know is, it’s cool.

“My favorite’s the Launchsword. The hilt looks like a wheely-cannon and I can use it to stab things and then shoot them off of it at high speeds! But I don’t always use it. That would be boring. I keep ‘em all in a storage room under the house. One of the sticks from my Portal Nunchucks is there and I keep the other with me, so I can reach in whenever I want to change weapons.”