“H-hi. My name’s Ferris and… I can talk to ghosts. Well I mean about as well as I can talk to anyone else. Ghosts don’t always want to manifest themselves to people, and even if they decide they want to get right up into a human’s face, not all people can see or hear ghosts. I can, always, like they were anything else. I guess it’s because… they’re shy and want to mind their own business, most of the time… like me, so I get them. Not that I don’t enjoy other people’s company.

“I go to haunted places that people… want un-haunted… to make the ghosts go away. Peacefully, if possible. It’s a job I can enjoy… I usually get to do it at night when no one’s around.”