“Hello. I’m Royston, a wizard, and the orange-haired guy I’m always with is my pet frog, Jam. Yeah… a crazy witch swapped our bodies and I haven’t found a way to fix it. Not for lack of trying, thank you! I just can’t figure out what exactly she did, and she hasn’t been seen since, so I can’t even sue her. But none of that has had even a slight damper on my magic. I have great energy projection of all sorts, I can turn things invisible, stop time from affecting things, create illusions, conjure temporary solid objects, basically anything I want.
“Jam on the other hand is a great big oaf, albeit a handsome one. And he never talks, of course, having a frog brain. But he takes my orders unconditionally.”